A collection of silly little jokes — the kind that make you grin. Share one with someone who needs a smile.
Why don't fish play basketball?
They're afraid of the net.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.